AMERICAN SLOB

I’m unclean
Not young anymore
Seem to have forgotten what I came here for
I’m an American slob

But I think I’m good looking
Got an easy job
And it pays me real good money
For an American slob
I drive my car to the movies
I drive it around the block
Everywhere else they’re dying I got twenty three pairs of socks
I’m an American slob

But I’m going back to college
To get a better job
That’ll make me easy money
For an American slob

Chorus:
Know we’re bound to get it
Know it’s bound to come
Rome is rolling in the grave right now
To give us room for some

Definition of a slob
One who leaves a mess
I’m thinking about it, doing my best
As an American slob

But I got a bigger hard drive now
With greater gigs and bytes
Gonna download me some virtues, sell them on my web site
To the American Slobs

I say my prayers to the dollar
I cry if I lose a cent
I’m twenty something, paying my rent
I’m an American slob

But I got a bigger plan now
Gonna make it big
All the money’s gonna make up for all the things I never did
I’m an American slob

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I saw it on the T.V.
All day I watched the news
I felt scared, but I gotta admit that they weren’t afraid to lose
To the American slobs

No they didn’t fear death much
Tell the truth neither would I
Looking from Afghanistan to our towers in the sky
For the American slobs

Even after the airplanes
And us bombing them back
Even after the whip of fear cracked
I’m an American slob

Yea I’m gonna join the team
Jump up on the horse
Go along for the raping be a good sport
Be an American slob

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I’m a pawn in the money game
For the man with the biggest gun
we’re bombing the shit out of them, we got them on the run
We’re the American slobs

Then we villainize them
On the magazines
We feed ourselves the stories just to justify the means
We’re the American slobs

But I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do
Sit and watch them bleed
And spoil my kids rotten by fulfilling every need
I’m an American slob

Yea I’m a pawn in the money game
Behind the biggest gun
Sitting on the top with my conscience going numb
I’m an American slob

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